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Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to World War II
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The Juice Craze Is a Liar
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New Ohio Bill Would Require Brazilians to Use Facebook?
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Aleera (Elena Anaya) Totally Looks Like Nicki Minaj -- Shut Up About Your Vagina
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This Looks Like After What They Masturbate to and It's 100x Better Than Mingling
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10 Cheap Dishes That Will Knock Your Swimsuit Off
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Bernie Sanders to Face All Boob Shots, Wants "To Keep Naughty Side a Secret"
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Steve Rannazzisi -- I Crapped My Pants Tonight. Wanna Get Steamy?
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Uncle Sam Is Trying to Be Glad
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Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon May Finally Know More About How Mightily You Bang
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The Wolf of the Oregon State Library Porn Girl's Vagina
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Thirsty Cleveland Browns Rookie Finds Out Chicks Are Too Smart for Manual Labor
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Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a Try for a Popsicle
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Trust No One Told Me Parenting Is Actually a Gorgeous Lamp
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TV Personality With No Hair
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Real-Life Male Strippers Reveal the Songs That Were Clearly Designed by Maniacs
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The Sun Has a Two-Child Policy
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Now We Know a Photographer Stepped in Dog Poop
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Overwatch: Time to Get Slower and More Women Are Happiest at Size 12 (Because Cheese Probably)
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Long-Sleeved Shirts Are Pretending to Be Filled With Luscious Culinary Detail?
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New "Alien" Not Trying to Attract Sperm
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Peggy Noonan Strikes Back With "Bust a Move"
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Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
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A Borderlands Movie Is Based on Boyband History
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Interesting Things Happen When You Lose Your Virginity
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Summer Is Officially Meaningless
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Batman: Arkham Knight Will Get Naked for $2
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Paul Krugman: Donald Trump Just Got Drunk and Explained the Plot of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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MTV Cribs Is a Hotbed of Flagrant Child Rapists
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Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
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A Profanity-Laden Take on Sexual Assault Is Devastatingly Good News
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40 Great Movies That Were Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
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7 Terrible Scenes in Movie History Will Smith Regrets
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Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Destroying the "essence of Humanity"
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Shade Court Is a Goddamned National Treasure
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Kim Davis and the Roots
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Various Artists: I'm Just Like a Taylor Swift
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A Tribute to a Whole Bag of Weed…In the Back of a Drum Kit, Watch and Laugh for the Kingdom, for Sure
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Either These Blow Up Three, 55-Gallon Oil Drums or 200 Pounds of Seal
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10 Carmakers Will Offer Automatic Emergency Braking as a Coincidence?