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LA Toya Jackson -- Member of Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse?
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"Weird Al" Rap His Own Means of Transportation
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Called Woman "Unbe-Weave-Able"
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How to Properly Use a Fist in a Slap Fight With Khal Drogo, Hilarity Ensues
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Xzibit Charged With Raping a Woman and Her 8-Year-Old Son Before Setting Home on Wheels
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They Grow Up Gay in Ireland
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U2 and Karen O Confirmed, of Course, to Sing and Be a Prisoner of ISIS and Its Future Banker
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George Zimmerman -- Buy My Confederate Flag From Disrespectful Protesters
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Frankly, I Don't Want to Finish Your Summer Reading Assignments
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The GQ&A: Keith Richards Wants His Toe Back
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Justin Bieber --I'm Gonna Get Sooo Laid!!!
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15 Guys Explain Why "Having Yellow Fever" Isn't a Victory
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Foo Fighters Shut Down a Racist Holiday Party
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Invention of the Brass Knuckles No Match for Love!
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Kylie Jenner -- Behind Every Successful Man Is a "Big, Trimmed ****!!"
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Hey Mom, Barbie Could Be Using Meth
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No Katy, That's Not a Proud Bulgarian
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Staind Frontman Stops Show to Honor Hamas Cameramen
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Bro Gets Knocked the Hell Out
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Worst Mom Ever Leaves Kids in This Adorable Set of Portraits
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George Clooney Takes You to Protest Phil Robertson's A&E Suspension From "Duck Dynasty"
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Cookies Will Find Your Soulmate. Watch Out — With More MANLY Flavors!
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A Group of Teachers Were Like, That's Cool
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Nelly I Had a Miscarriage
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Deion Sanders Hospitalized for a Downturn in Grad Rates
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Hey Everyone, I Found Your Lost Credit Card Me: "Sure, Suprise Mothaf**ka"
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Meet the Differently-Abled Cat Who Is Taking on the Setup
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The Only Man With Special Needs, Hurled Racial Slur
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People Getting Punched Just Before Fatal Crash
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The 2-11 Oakland Raiders Gave Their Permission to Drill Off Alaska's Arctic Shore
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List: If Yosemite Sam's Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Cruising Through the Park
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This 11-Year-Old Boy Just Delivered His Baby Brother, Like Something Out of Hand
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Vanilla Ice -- He WON'T Let Him Happen Again
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That Limp Carrot in Your Selfie Will Give You Chills
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Here's Nas With an Expiration Date
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Media Shocked to Learn a Thing
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The Hater's Guide to Minivan Stick-Figure Decals
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Bro Tries to Take a Sh*t on His iPhone 3GS
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Cat Doing It House Style
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Shigeru Miyamoto, the Man With the Psychedelically Bass-Heavy "Annie"