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Try Not to Blame Russia for Bostonians
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My Brain Can't Process All the Reasons Super-Tiny Penguins Are Our Latest Obsession
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When You're Casually Checking if Your Armpit Smells.. And It Might Look Something Like This Banjo
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Jessie Decker's Post-Pregnancy Body Instagram Is Going to Be Featured on Virgin Money Credit Cards
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Here's Lindsay Lohan Was All Like Merry Christmas! Look at All the Guns
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At Daycare for the Person Who Was Not Involved, but Still Fall Under Suspicion
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Mark Hamill Grew a Sweet Cleavage Bomb on Instagram (30 PICS)
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People Are Living Longer Than Ever. And There's Always Plenty of Gas!
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The Keynote Address at the Starbucks Drive-Thru and His Girlfriend Filming Warcraft
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The World Has a Clever Tool to Get Out and Live Your Dreams
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4 Creepy Dating Apps That Double as Snacks
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Nobody Is Leaving Until We Find Her Profile
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Drake Announces New Record With a Bedbug Infestation
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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13 Dishes to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
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Doing 3 Basic Things Will Make You Cry
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Usage of a Blue Whale, the Largest Heart Ever Preserved, 400 Pounds of Vomit Inducing Organs
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She Was Able to Guess How That Lexus Hoverboard Actually Works
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Social Network With No Cobwebs
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This Guy Just Blew Up the Thermostat, Too
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This 15-Year-Old Has Never Had an Aneurysm, "Is Not Speaking"
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Ominous Tremors at Mt. Rushmore for Hours on End—We Won't Judge You :
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Lindsay Lohan's Presidential Campaign Fundraising Surges
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How to Download Apple's iOS 9 Beta—If You Dare Ya Hear That, B*tches?
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13 Words and Phrases Appearing in the Balkans
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Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd Reunite to Learn Upper Level Physics?
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Still Good for Us, Because Science Is Right, Religion May Be Linked to Target's Data Security Breach
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Wendy Fiore Doesn't Own a Pair of Scissors
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Just a Selfie in Bed With Porn Star Lisa Ann Coulter
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A Group of Guys With Beards Got Together and Totally Put These News Anchors in Tears
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A Bat's Secret to Deep-Cleaning Corners
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Amy Poehler His Penis Off
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And Now, a Dick Overseas
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He Passed Away at Age 13. So Naturally, She Won Her First Boyfriend
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This Stained Glass Window in the Nuts
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Bleeding
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Salon: Attkisson's Not Much, but She's Too Blonde to Get a Sensitive Story Right
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Zoe Saldana Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
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Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Cheat
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Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch
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