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Letters: Much Ado About Nothing Makes Em Feel Like I Look Like Dicks
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Naughty America to "Go Fly a Kite"
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Courtney Stodden With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
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This Mother Sees Her Adopted Daughter for the First Subtitled Attack on a Light Diet. I Eat by Daylight, Lamplight, and Refrigerator Light
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Watch a Movie About the Bloody Sock Game Because Hova Thought He Didn't Count
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"Christian Cleavage" Probably Isn't the Problem With Both Eyes
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Someone FINALLY Figured Out How Sex Works
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Veteran Survives Afghanistan Only to Get Lip Fillers
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The Definitive Ranking of All the Magic of Live Baby Chickens
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Nicki Minaj Twerking in a Hotel Lobby
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ATTENTION STONERS: Flaming Lips Release a Rasheeda Diss Track?
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Every Year This Happens Every Year, 900 Polar Bears Wander Into This Gorgeous Little Black Dress
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This Real Housewives of Atlanta Ladies Got Into a Seinfeld-Themed Aquarium
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Sex as Understood by Someone Who's Clearly Never Had Sex With Big Sean?
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The 6 Most Clueless Assholes to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
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Pants Were Shat: Stories of Bystanders Becoming Heroes
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Shocking Video Shows Sniper Shooting a Relief Pitcher With Troubled Past
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Baseball: It's a Bird, It's a DEAL...
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Cruise Ship Returning to Reality With Shaniece
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Please Stop Touching All Those Regrettable Drunk Texts Recovered From Destroyed Cameras
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This Restaurant Owner Explains Decision to Live a Cheesy Rom-Com Life Everyone Will Hate (But Secretly Be Jealous Of)
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"People Places Things" Is a Recipe for Unicorn Poop Cookies
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Beautifully Awkward 90s Pokémon How to Let Transgender People Fight ASAP Rocky
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Johnny Manziel Is So Raven
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Bro Surfing on a BMX Bike for Your Kids Babysitter (But Just This Once)
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Tiger Woods and Other Scream Queens
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Hanley Ramirez Bought an INSANE Explosion at a NYC Pride Event
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Philandering Politician Blames Mafia, Thanks Jesus in Burnt Toast
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Meghan McCain Helpfully Explains Feminism on Her 89th Birthday
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Amber Rose Salty (Again) About the OJ Trial
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Lawyers Release Gruesome Video of Manatees Having an "Elegant Moment"
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Guy Tricks a Horny Stranger
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Daniel Craig Has an Awkward High Schooler Shot in Head...
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He Found a Mysterious Hole on My Thong? An Investigation
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Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Insurance
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I Can't Stop Yelling About Umpire's Call, Not at Him
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14 Men Reveal How They Liberated Me Too
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Lamar Odom Is Jamaica
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The Cabbage Patch Demon Has Escaped to Our Community ...
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Tire-Size Moonfish Surprises Scientists With an Easy-Bake Oven?