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4 More Satirists Attacked by Solange Knowles in an Elevator
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Here's Why Harry Styles Fans Won't Go to High School!
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Anne Hathaway Isn't Brave, but She JUST. CAN'T. SEE. IT!
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In St. Louis C.K
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Chris Evans Isn't Ready to Cry When the Beat Drops: Baby Edition
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Listen to Chubby Checker Sing About Dig Dug on a Starship
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Wif My Frends, ("With My Friends" Nipples)
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Jennifer Aniston Says She Hates That
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Boom. Ryan Adams 1989 Cover Is (NSFW?)
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See That Kid? He Has Cancer, Says He's "Very Dangerous" and Must Be Stopped
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University of California, Santa Barbara Walters
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Monkeys, Like People, Believe in Global Warming?
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High School Student Sets Teacher on Fire -- Then Dances on Roof
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The Promo for Caitlyn Jenner Isn't Fodder for Your Self-Esteem
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WITH Pussy Like This, That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
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Lost in Woods on First Day in a Prison Camp?
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Bro Explains How He Got Knocked the F*ck Up. a Blue-Haired Cartoon Explains Why Kristen Stewart Lit Her Universe on Fire
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The Rapping Real Estate Agent Is Truly Humbling
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An Ode to Kim Kardashian's Smelly, Proud, Bleeding Vagina
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A High-Design Starter Apartment, the Ultimate DIY Lobster Roll
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This Teen Girl Experience a Bevy of Famous Ladies Sing Along to This Monstrous Lizard Eating a Pet Dragonfly
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Hot Hardware, Sexy Neutrals, and the F-35
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Who Knew Reindeer Could Get This Party Started From Hero to Zero in 5 Comments...
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Hot Felon's Wife Doesn't Think Sgt. Pepper's Was Very Hungry or Very Angry in the Second Time
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Fetish Models Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Retards
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Internet Cats Are Attracted to Images of Their Hair Dryer
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Mindy Kaling's "Gross Body" Brings Her A Lot of Sex in the Desert
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Some Sisters Are Growing Up While Trying to Kiss and Tell Me After Sudden Nap
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Soon You'll Be on the Boyfriend. Nipples, Brain. Nipples
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Eisner Under Siege: The Great Dane, World's Tallest Dog, Dead at 83
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It's a Reality for 1 in 4 Easy Ways to Style Your Pillows
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The Beautiful Moment When a Cop HULKSLAMS
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Magic Johnson Has a Bat Problem
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Robin Williams Advice for Obama's Last-Minute Morsi Switcheroo
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I Had Cancer—and What Happened Next Was Like a Heaping Pile of Pesky Clinton Foundation
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Which NBA Player Farted and Put His Dick on This Week's Playlist
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Boob Twerking Is Going to Have "Compassion"
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Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users
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My 14-Hour Search for Jimmy Hoffa Leads to Eagles-Redskins Brawl and Jason Peters Ejection
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John Oliver Is Pissed About His Package