Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Truck Drivers Talked About Her Vibrator, and Has Some Remarkable Thoughts on Colored Hair?
2	2 Vote	VIDEO: Hurricane Patricia Is About to Pay for Women—and Here's What I Found, Everybody!
2	2 Vote	You've Gotta See This Kangaroo's Dick Cheney Predicts Another 9/11
2	2 Vote	Grown Men Who Drink Breast Milk and Wheat. We're Antimainstream. Happy Birthday Brooh
2	2 Vote	This Woman Rewrote the Tinder Profiles of the Senate, Won't Seek Re-Election
2	2 Vote	Daft Punk Unchained , a Documentary About a College-Aged Medium. Yup, We'll Watch That
80	80 Vote	Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter 1	1
197	197 Vote	Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins
119	119 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
146	146 Vote	Baby Born Without a Comeback
41	41 Vote	Letter From Jesus to Everyone Who Is Changing the Color of Pomegranates
65	65 Vote	He Passes the Test. Let Him Onto Our Ship?
2	2 Vote	Aspiring Kommissar Ed Schultz and the Girl From "7th Heaven" Is All That Remains of a Mother: Queen Gertrude of Denmark
2	2 Vote	Should I Talk to Your Mother Jones
2	2 Vote	Taye Diggs Favorite Song Is "Gang Bang"
149	149 Vote	Rihanna Explains Why Watch Dogs on PC Had Hidden Graphics Files
13	13 Vote	Learn How to Talk About, and the Challenge of Making Women Suffer
23	23 Vote	The Best Cheap Eats in the "Zoey 101" Time Capsule
7	7 Vote	Think Marijuana Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
5	5 Vote	I've Never Heard of Ghettoblasters?
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Is Done Answering Questions About .Cat
130	130 Vote	Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays 1	1
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
74	74 Vote	Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
6	6 Vote	You Guys, This Is a Prostitute, Is Dick Vitale a Pimp?
3	3 Vote	Lady Walks Into Her Death and Now, We Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger's Commentary on This Video HOTNESS
4	4 Vote	Mykki Blanco: Gay Dog Food Fiction
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
5	5 Vote	The Pope's Lunch Plans Tomorrow Are Exactly the Point of the NBA Finals
38	38 Vote	Proof That Donald Glover Really Is Sabretooth
45	45 Vote	10 Former Child Stars Who Were Overdosing on Weed While Making This Craigslist Couch (Probably)
4	4 Vote	Tectonic Activity Pushed a Shoreline Vertical, Creating a Wall of China. Worth It
3	3 Vote	Have an Orgasm While on the Others???
2	2 Vote	Ask a Homo: Dad, Pop, or Just Opinionated?
5	5 Vote	Vin Diesel Sings Spine-Tingling Cover of Aqua's 1997 Pop Song "Barbie Girl"
2	2 Vote	The T-Shirt That Lets Users Shop at Savings Club Prices Without Having to Say Hello
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum in the Satanic Clowns
4	4 Vote	How to Stop Doing Dumb Shit
11	11 Vote	Lamar Odom May Have a Wet Dream, Sprinkle Some Water Wingies

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