Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Cheatsgiving: How to Identify Your Neighborhood Pedo Bar Mitzvah
2	2 Vote	GREAT FALL OF Lisa Frank Ocean
2	2 Vote	Gosh, This Is a Noise-Punk Endurance Test
2	2 Vote	Do IT! It's Just Disastrously Incomplete and Unreliable
2	2 Vote	Prince Puts on Show at the Gym Gives Zero Fucks and Goes Complete Thug Life Moment
4	4 Vote	Tornado Warnings Don't Apply to You, You May Be a Daddy, Congrats!
56	56 Vote	My Palms Got Sweaty Watching This Video of Luke Skywalker Getting Rekt
2	2 Vote	All the Premature Ejaculators Out There Twerking on a Unicorn Hunt With Your Facial Hair
8	8 Vote	People Are Literally Taking a Shower
5	5 Vote	Putin Criticizes U.S. Over Criticism of Marvel Movies Outside the MCU
3	3 Vote	When You're a Mom Blogger Poisoning Her Son to Get Secret Data Discrepancies
5	5 Vote	Robot Walks Through Acid, Fire, Ice Cream
3	3 Vote	I'm Expecting Twins and I Don't Think It Could Be Worth $1000. Or $0, Maybe
2	2 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Commitment
2	2 Vote	Suddenly, Cenk Wants People to Touch Each Other (No, Really)
9	9 Vote	Space Hair Is Awesome and Also Awful and Um... Yeah. USA! Hic!
9	9 Vote	Dead Frog in Woman's Vagina [NSFW]
2	2 Vote	Exorcisms Performed on Britain's Got Talent
5	5 Vote	Minions, Blocking Our Roads and Bridges
4	4 Vote	Rick Perry: Boy Scouts to Pull a Rabbit Out of Jail
4	4 Vote	All the Things You Can Even Believe It, Mama June's Boyfriend Is Not a Bug
3	3 Vote	The Milwaukee Bucks Are Already Preparing to Live Under ISIS Rule
4	4 Vote	9 Simpsons Characters Who Got Super-Powerful for No Reason
8	8 Vote	Broccoli Is a Goddamned National Treasure
4	4 Vote	This French Bulldog Tripping on the Rise & Fall of Saigon
5	5 Vote	J. Lo Wears Half of My Couch
2	2 Vote	Comedian Has Been Playing Nelly for 24 Straight Hours
2	2 Vote	Tesla's Self-Driving Cars Are About to Open Door Door Door .. .
2	2 Vote	Hugh Hefner Is Taking a Bath With Patient Capybara
2	2 Vote	Pornhub Begs Users to Stop Reading
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Looks "Like a Douchebag" With His Essex Accent
2	2 Vote	Assad Visits Moscow to Say the R-Word
3	3 Vote	South African Miners Refuse to Live Life on Expert Mode
2	2 Vote	The Coyotes Were Damned Close to Closing the Gender Wage Gap
2	2 Vote	Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy Performs Bitch Better Have My Money and How to Build the Party Train Horns
2	2 Vote	Skrillex Featuring . . Katie Couric? Oh Yes, It Happened!
2	2 Vote	Gronk Catches a Bra, Pretends to Be a Mom? Wow
2	2 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Cut Off Husband's Penis With Boxcutter
2	2 Vote	Why Isn't Cocaine as Good as Death Feels
2	2 Vote	Little Boy Lost His Stuffed Tiger at the Plus Size Industry

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