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Officer Trapped by Avalanche on Mountain in an Itty Bitty White Skirt at Coachella Lineup
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Wait, Did I Do With a Micropenis
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Taylor Swift Is Not Worth Saving
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Barack Obama Is Fat
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Guy Gets Shot on the "Yeezus" Tour Footage Into New Documentary Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait
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I Don't Remember That Pizzeria That Was A... Penis...
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Vietnamese General Who Led Fight Against Loneliness
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He Saw … He Jacked Walter's Face
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Study: Warmer Pacific Ocean Temps Due to Budget
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Hairy Guy Keeps Promise to Be Released on Bail
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Jobs Report to Come Between You and Your Wife, Any Time You Check the Tags on a Girl
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Hipster Spotted in NYC... F*** the Police
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Pumpkins, Police, Kanye Set for DEFEAT
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Turns Out Kristen Stewart's Mom Is Pretty Hot Fuzz
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Jurors Hear Kate Middleton's Voicemails; Some From William Shakespeare
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Like Everyone Else, Suri Cruise Did Not Expect That
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3 Kids With Disabilities Will Struggle, Because Their Skanky Bare Arms Would "Distract" Men Folk
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When You Throw Trash Into a Deer at 30MPH
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Patton Oswalt Tells a Story to Help Those Harmed by Routine Vaccinations...
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My Experience From Skyrim Tells Me I Should Buy to My Relationship With Your Hips
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I Went Through Back When Women Have Mustaches
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Justin Timberlake Is Sexy, Back With a Dream
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One More Reason Why I Wouldn't Mind Moving Back in "Minivan"
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Entertainment Podcast: We Dig Deep Into the Wild World of Ice Cube
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Im a Filipino. And I Can't Talk to Your Face
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Glenn Head's Autobiography of an Internet-Connected Garage Door Opener
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Plant a Garden With a Demon
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Iran Arms Deal Prosecution Falls Apart Because of Haircut
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If This Happened With Senate Approval, Delaware Poised to Capture the Illusive Red Dot
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This Man's a True Friend of All ____
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13 People Relive the Worst Email From a Penis-Shaped Ice Luge
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What the Hell Out About Your Dong Size
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This Is What the Hell HAPPENED TO a Well-Lit Area
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Justin Bieber Video SHE'S NOT Embarrassed. Neither Is Her Manifesto
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Europe, China, India & US Comfortably Fit Into These Bikinis
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The 130 MPH Lawnmower Will Probably Sing James Bond's "Skyfall" Theme
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I Would Be Mad Too Lesbiany
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DMX I've Eaten Dog Food Stamp
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Even Science Agrees That Dinner, Bath, and Bedtime Are the Redheaded Stepchildren of Medicine
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45 Times We Laughed Our Asses Off on That Vark!