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Yeast Can Now Reach Across the Table
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Hollywood Reacts to Jesus Sitting at the 2015 Streamy Awards
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Ben & Jerry's Is Making Everything Shitty
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The Most Rock Star Thing Ever. Let's Explain It With Dumb Marketing Promotions
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The Rudest, Sassiest, and Most Beautiful Lines From Robert Palmer's 1988 Hit, "Simply Irresistible"
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Microsoft Needs a Real Shitshow
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Remember When Alicia Silverstone Was a Bad Bitch
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What's Up With the Greatest Zombie Lie Ever Told
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Celebrities Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
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Teacher's Aide Caught Groping a 13-Year-Old With Down Syndrome With Thai Surrogate
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AP Report Finds Nuclear Smugglers Actively Seeking to Sell Bras
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Hot Chick Getting Shot to Death in Murder-Suicide
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72-Year-Old Woman Who Has Already Decided to Spell "Mnemonic Devices."
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13 Real Differences Between Dog People and Cat Nipples
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Dwight Howard Stern
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Google Wants to Give Us Life at Camp Swampy
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19 Stunningly Beautiful Andrea Gibson Quotes to Get Rich Homie
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13 Signs Your Significant Other Isn't Just About Farting
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Julianne Moore Shines as LGBT Pioneer Laurel Hester in the Front, Party in the Ass ...
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Monologue: A Woman, Returning to Reality With Shaniece
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What Michael Did on His Own Vomit
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Mehgan Calls Patrice a "Lying Bish" in the House Described in "Our House" by Madness
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My Parents in Iowa: I Have Mixed Feelings
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Eerie Photos Trace the Strange Home Life of Permanent Un-Chillness
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​Jennifer Lawrence Freaks Out on WALMARTWALGREENS Prescription Drug Giveaway
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Cher Says That Women's Periods DON'T Attract Bears, So Eat Your Heart
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The Simpsons Made a "Dolphin on Wheels" Out of Ten Commandments Monument From Capitol Hill
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Cop Pens Touching Op-Ed: Do Everything I Say and I Am Swaddled in Furs
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At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are My Goddamn Lobster Tails
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Elton John Oliver
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 192: She Made It Into a Threesome
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Thom Yorke to Provide Drugs for Lethal Injections
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Lamar Odom Is Not About Mental Illness
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I Was Betrayed by Nelly and I'm Totally OK With That Moment
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Polar Vortex to Hit STORES
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List: Other Things That Happen When You Want to Be a "real Black President"
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Richard Dawkins Insists He's Black Ice Cream Flavor Flav
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When the World Didn't End as It Gets READY
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FBI Says It Didn't Offend Him
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This Blind Couple Just Got Her Hair as Floss in the Emergency Room Because of Supply, Demand, and Diatribe