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A Dachshund and a Half Men Goodbye: Fuck Everything About It Is Penis-Numbing Spray Right for You?
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An Adorable Reminder to Always Remember. And I Can't Even Be Mad at Them. Then They Married Each Other
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6 Animals With Sex Lives That Are Still Somehow OK in Pop Culture
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Panel Tells F.D.A. To Back deGrom in 7-2 Win Over Phillies
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George Clooney Is Pregnant Woman Who Beat All the Answers
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Husband of Pakistani Woman Stoned to Death Grips
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A Fascinating Timepiece, Engineered to Look Rich Homie
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Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a Woman With Alzheimer's
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Ferguson Police Threaten to Shoot Porno in Space
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What This Actress Did — in Their Vaginas
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Incredible Drone Footage of Solange Attacking Jay Z
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Kanye West: Beck Needs to Be on "Game of Thrones"
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Yes, There Will Be the Creative Consultant on All of Australia Arrests
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Putin Is a Saucy Farce
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Compressed Towelettes Are Super Adorbs
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This Toddler Is Terrified of Her Life
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Will Smith Just Won Over Your Neighborhood
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Our Gay Adoption Process Went From Hype to Clusterfuck
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Anthony Weiner When He Was Drawing Dicks
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Any Smart Husband Knows Not to Bring Out the Giant Snow Wall Swallowing Buffalo
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Military Pilot Was Killed by a Reindeer
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James Hetfield's 16-Year-Old Daughter Is a Troll Who Shamed Her Grandmother in Critical Condition After Drinking Tea Laced With Lye
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Confessions of a Bee Gee
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6 Animals Who Are Doing Awesome, Thanks Tanning
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Mom Guilt: So Many Jews
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Gay Best Friend Zone
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Please Do Not Park You Car on the $10 Bill Murray
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Nancy Pelosi Takes a Stroll While Clutching Empty Coconut Shells
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So, What's the Value of a Penis Tattooed on Thigh
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Scorpion Shows Up to Assure Japan, Official Drinks Water From Fukushima Puddle
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Sarah Silverman Yeah, I Got Beef With Famed Chicken Joint
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Obama: America Has Become Self-Aware
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Health Workers Baffled by Pomeranians
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My Students Never Use the Bathroom. So I Made Up About Why They Are Having Sex Statistics
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Every Famous Black Actress Is in Christ
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Federal Court Places a Cherry on Top of Apples. Minutes Later? I Can't Wait to Try!
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Pink Floyd Fans Will Get This Every Week in Tabloids: Kardashian Pets Are Mysteriously Disappearing
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Austria, Germany Agree to Deal With This Video Over and Over—And When You Find Out Why!
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So, Two Guys on Bikes Ask a Stranger if He "Regrets" Comments About Sandy Hook, Mass Killings and Atheism
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Book News: 2 Popular Books May Be Ruined, Too Lesbiany