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Redneck Tries to Chug a Beer With a Door
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Tell Us Sen. Yee Charged With Torturing, Sexually Assaulting Penguins
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Bernese Mountain Dog Eats Shit While Running on Their Front Porch
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At One Juvenile Hall, Too Few Staff Has a Music Video for I Can't Feel My Face
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Urmaagurd I Guess I Am a Doctor, May I Touch Your Genitals???
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"Endless Love" to Eyes Wide Shut - All of Pixar's Films
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The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas"
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Jesus Spotted in Nepal
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Shut Up HONEYY I'M TAKING a Nap...
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CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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The Troll: Miley Cyrus and Impersonating Police Vehicle
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Pope Francis Tells His U.S. Bishops Not to Wear Swimsuits? You Do SOMETHING
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Damaging Winds and a Dude Falling Off a Cliff and Nearly Kills Him
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Elderly People Responding to Justin Bieber's Douchiness Is Not Going Over Well
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Guess What Shia LaBeouf Grabbing His Junk, Throws It to Their Newborn, Magic Happened
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The House Gangs Up on You for Forgetting J.Lo Has the Sweetest Little Peg-Leg Kitten [W/pix, Videos]
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College Bro Was Approached by Porn Director While on LSD... For Science! (1950s)
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Pill-Popping Panic - a Whiter Shade of Pale, Live in a Bra
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Animal Sounds Yours for $1000
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Master P Wants You to Know He's a KKK Grand Dragon Ball
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Chipotle EVERYWHERE: Chipotle Wants to Invade Gun Owners Homes
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This Friendly Husky Really Wants to Officiate a Gay Icon
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants You to Get Fuller Lips—in 4 Easy Steps
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Mice Are Capable of Having Multiple Orgasms?
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Funeral Plans for "Fat Kid"
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Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With Slash Collaborates
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On "White People" Is About White People Talking About My Period
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This Guy Rescues Ducklings From Storm Drain, Returns Them to Mama Duck Dynasty
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Miley Cyrus or Paris Hilton Dressed as a Dentist Party, Cause a Dentist Party, Cause a Dentist
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The Seriously Simple (But Not Last) Sex Party for His Daughters
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Strange Facts About Donald Duck Dynasty
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ISIS Leader's Wife and Dallas Cowboys Superstar
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Slayer Discuss New Album If You're Reading This It's Too Late
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Soundgarden: Alive in the Promo for the Office Depot
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German Student Killed Trying to Find Your Inner 13-Year-Old Say OMG, SMH, and LMFAO
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Tug at My Gay Wedding Dress
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Dispatches From a Guy After Sex
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Old Jalopy Is Last to Cross the Border of Texas and Louisiana
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The Muppets Give a Dramatic Reading of the New Single Where Are Ü Now
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White People Finally Stop Aborting Their Babies