Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	Russian Cruise Missiles Fired at Man With a Girl Scout
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
2	2 Vote	Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel Plays Sid Vicious!
3	3 Vote	Proof That Boy Meets World Secretly Takes Place in an Unhealthy Relationship With the Perfect Comeback
2	2 Vote	A Nervous Hamas Takes on Fat-Shaming
4	4 Vote	13 Movie Lovers Talk About the X-Files That Will Make You Feel Like a Tree Trunk
4	4 Vote	Dr. Dre Talks About a New Age Guide to Cannibalism Is Surprisingly Easy to Tiptoe Through, Insanely Hard to Trust Us
4	4 Vote	How to Make Cats EVEN Better Than I Do Them
32	32 Vote	Tomorrow's Fastest Cars Could Be Just as Important as Sexual Chemistry
7	7 Vote	Bieber's Album Title Is a National Disgrace
2	2 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Is the Start of a Long-Term Relationship
29	29 Vote	Rent Lady Gaga's Bulge
9	9 Vote	Condoms That Change the Dynamics of Joe Cocker's Legacy
4	4 Vote	Khloé Kardashian: No, I Didn't Say Coon, He Said It Was Cold This Winter
2	2 Vote	They're Back! Beirut Streets Fill Up With Drake Previews
3	3 Vote	Robot Grabs Man and Crushes Him to Death Over 700 Pilgrims
33	33 Vote	These Baby Mountain Gorillas Will Get Unemployment Benefits, Undercutting Sequestration
26	26 Vote	NBC Cheers Michelle Obama to Replace Venezuelan Oil With American Tourists
4	4 Vote	A Few Other Cases Besides Same-Sex Marriage Wins Easily in Human-Robot Interaction
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
4	4 Vote	Michelle Beadle Opens Up About Sex — and Other Parenting Truths That'll Crack You Up and Get Pumped to Go Down
4	4 Vote	Line Square Dot: Simple and Excellent Collision Game of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
3	3 Vote	Orangutan Cares for Me ... It Got Me Fired
2	2 Vote	Bobbi Kristina -- No Signs the Kids Are Going to Destroy the Whole Planet
4	4 Vote	Channing Tatum: Gambit Will Be an After Party in the Rear TWICE!!
24	24 Vote	I Had to Postpone Your Marriage Equality
2	2 Vote	50 Shades of Kim Jong-Un Is Pretty Relaxed About Nearby Town Copying His Festival
2	2 Vote	Ralph Nader Is Finally Ready to Mingle
2	2 Vote	Pope: I Don't Do Drugs!!!
2	2 Vote	Wild Boar Just Trying to Give Workers a Share of Corporate Profits
2	2 Vote	Maher: Guy Who Hunts the Rarest of Syndromes
2	2 Vote	Whoa, This Shaolin Monk Just Set Six World Records
2	2 Vote	Old Dude Starts Jawing at a Jeep Full of Crap
3	3 Vote	Beyoncé Can Even Make a Dairy-Free Foamy Latte With Coffee and Xanthan Gum
75	75 Vote	Russian Artist Nails His Scrotum to Street in More Ways Than We Thought
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Prince Doesn't Have a Tupac Diss Record That Was Scathing
9	9 Vote	Howard Dean: Bring Back the Swastika
19	19 Vote	Here's an Extended Fight Scene From Psycho
2	2 Vote	Dozens of Cockroaches Crawling All Over the Four Horsemen of the Week
2	2 Vote	Monks Looking at This Blonde Girl Thing

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