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House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
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Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
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Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Breakdown of the Man Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
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Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
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Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Cult
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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Man Hacks Zuckerberg's Facebook to Deal With Loss
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Props to the Entire Planet
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Middle-Aged Men Are Jerks
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11 Lessons on Proper Penis Pic Etiquette
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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American Culture Is Fucked
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Teen Threatens to Fuck Off
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Putting Your Baby Back Together
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
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Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in and in Need of Some Xanax
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Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
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Marilyn Monroe Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Thor: The Dark Misunderstanding
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
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Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Ass Handed to Him
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Maybe It's Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
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Jon Stewart Wielding a Gun He's Gonna Shoot Us!
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
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Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege