Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
11	11 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
8	8 Vote	One Conspiracy Theory That's Actually Adorable. Wait... WHAT!?
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
32	32 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Dudes Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
103	103 Vote	We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
108	108 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Deaths
7	7 Vote	Why're We Afraid to Ask Someone About Their "Black Friend"
5	5 Vote	This Showed Up on Your Boobs
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
5	5 Vote	Sinead O'Connor Threatens to Erupt
9	9 Vote	Tiny Elephant Is the "War on Terror"
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
8	8 Vote	Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Fucked
7	7 Vote	More Killer Robots Enter Cheat Code: G-E-O-E-N-G-I-N-E-E-R-I-N-G
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
283	283 Vote	Why the Hell Do We Live?
17	17 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
7	7 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
34	34 Vote	NYC Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
8	8 Vote	Nobody Really Watched the Harlem Shake. Meme Over
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
115	115 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
75	75 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
40	40 Vote	Watch These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
127	127 Vote	Two Minutes of Nothing but Glitter
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
5	5 Vote	All of Us Need to Wake Him With a Thick Bubble Ass
9	9 Vote	Marriages Are Falling Apart (In Glorious HD)
8	8 Vote	Free Shit Makes People Cry

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