Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	John Denver Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out With Some Wolverines
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
5	5 Vote	Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an NBC Sitcom
8	8 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into Pixels
7	7 Vote	We Have Sex With Your Fancy Custom Xbox 360s
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Ever Tells You About Becoming a Thing
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
6	6 Vote	Someone Invented a Baby Goat
6	6 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Busted Face
8	8 Vote	The Milky Way's Black Hole Hiding Inside This Former Beauty Queen's Stomach
7	7 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Mask, Run Away
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
5	5 Vote	I Recently Learned How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Wants You to Try and Melt Into the Woods
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
16	16 Vote	Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
7	7 Vote	No You're Not Sleeping
8	8 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
8	8 Vote	Never Be Ashamed of Your Racist Costume Idea
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
6	6 Vote	Are There Enough Movies Based on Commercials
7	7 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	Baby Panda Cries at a Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH

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