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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
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This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
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How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Law Doesn't Make Sense
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Whoa, Scientists Are Growing Boobs on One of These
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As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
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All Workers Now Get the Dick Joke
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Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
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This Amazing Dog Is a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
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Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
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England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
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Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
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Best App Ever Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
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Let's Shop for Shoes in the Bathroom!
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Get Us Psyched About This Clown Sandwich
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Evangelicals Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
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Check Out This Crap
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I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
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Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Didn't Even Send Her Flowers
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Mansplained: Don't Have Sex With a Wheelchair
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Mitt Romney Lost the All-Important "Slut Vote"
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Taliban Super Proud of Kendall's Boobs
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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This Dog Totally Gets Your Passion For Food
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Help! My Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
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Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Zonkey
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This Guy's Chest Looks Like a Penis
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Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky