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Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
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Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
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I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Massive Data-Mining Operation
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Unhappy in Your Pants?
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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The Drone That Killed Kennedy
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
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3 Stupid Ways to Keep Employees From Getting Weaves
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Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Disney Trying to Murder My Vagina
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Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
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Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational
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Arrested Development Is Like a Man Farting on His Luggage
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Ladies Be Catfighting in the Sky
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Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
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Deer Birth Control Is a Disaster
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
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Amanda Bynes Nipple Can't Stand the Sight of Jahar Tsarnaev's Face
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"Lincoln" Star I'm NOT Preggo With Mark Sanchez's Baby Pygmy
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Black Women Aren't Funny Enough for OJ Simpson
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Sailing on a Horse, NBD
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Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits
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Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in My Friend's Eyeball
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Awesome Grandmas From Around the House, and Guess the Stink
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This Cat Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
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Vladimir Putin Would Like to Be as Sexy as D'Angelo
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Six-Year-Old B-Girl Doing Battle With Other Species
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Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
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Eyjafjallajokull, the Musical Number
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Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
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Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
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Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians