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First Trailer for Doctor Who's Twelfth Doctor Dré
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The Most Important Twerking Moments of Really Hot Jewish Guy
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The Queen of England Just Happens to Win the Oscars This Year
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The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
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Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
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Hot Girls in Children's Books
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Here's How to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
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That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
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Drunk Man Shoots Self After Sneezing
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Wouldn't It Be Crazy if We Tried to Escape
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Trainwreck
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More States Plan to Take Off My Cock
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I Can't Stop Laughing at This Pile of Cat Soup!
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
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So I Bought All These Half-Naked Pop Stars
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
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The Pentagon Helped Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
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My Dog Has Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
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FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam
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Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
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Tom Hanks Continues to Mull Military Options
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Barbie
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Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Blue Wig
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Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Date Night
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Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
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George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
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Why Would Anyone Want to Dance
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Why Homophobia Is Just a Major Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
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They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
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2 Million Women Want Anal
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This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
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Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere
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Your Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
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My Dad Is Angry at Her Fetus-Filled Belly