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Obama OK With Nintendo's Fire Emblem DLC?
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21 Reasons It's Awesome to Happen to Know a Scientist
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I Bet You Don't Use the Term "Girl Power" to Describe Thanksgiving Bingo
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After Other Nations Refuse, U.S. To Destroy Christmas Trees
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The Sun Has Been Cancelled
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You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Bank of America Isn't Part of My Couch
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James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
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Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
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How to Be a B*tch
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Australia No Longer Exists
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These Pokémon Are So Distracting
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
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Vice President Joe Biden Endorses Same-Sex Marriage Position for 21 Minutes
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Bitch, Please. I'm a Scientist, Get Me 5 Cc of Goat, Stat!
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Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
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To Do: Go to Jail
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Twitter's Beautiful Founder Is "Dangerous" Because He Believes Fetuses Masturbate: report
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Free the Weed Fairy
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Reddit User Freaks Out British town
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How to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying
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15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
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What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
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Why Obama Will Win the Oscars This Year
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Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Accidentally Winning Marathon
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Christina Will Now Be Marked as Spam
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Pregnancy Can Make It Rain
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New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
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Shark Week Is Especially Hard on Models With Sensitive Skin
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 Coming to Downton Abbey
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Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
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GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Gay Men Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
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Benedict Cumberbatch Is an 87-Year-Old Tween