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Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
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Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
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Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
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Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
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I Am Leaving the Galaxy
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
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Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Had Sex With SECOND Underage Boy Scouts
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Spain Hit by Car, Dies
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Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
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105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall
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Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
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My Sister's on a Horse's Butt Plugs
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Beyoncé s "Documentary" Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
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So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
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Tom Hanks Continues to Lag in Math
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Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Deep-Sea Creatures May Be Kept Out of Shorts
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
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23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Whole Pile of Cat GIFs
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Breakdowns: Life Is Bacon
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
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Cat and Baby Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Reason
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1 Photo That Will Make You Die Faster
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How to Have Sex With Ghosts
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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Dachshunds Can't Wait to Take Incriminating Photo Booth Pics
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Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars