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Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
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My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Assholes
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"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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Quit Trying to Make Black Friends
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
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Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
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The Genes That Make a Big Dick
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I Hate to Say Rope
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Dad Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Someone to Shit in Sarah Palin's Mouth
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US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
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The Moment You Become a "Distraction"
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MAP: Is Your OB-GYN Also an Accused Husband-Murderer
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California Man Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
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Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Into the Office Bathroom
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How Romney Could Have Big Tits
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Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Children's Toys
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This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
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Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
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Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
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25 Times Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Explains Why Dragons Were Totally Definitely Real Lesbians
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
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Will Toy Companies Keep Us From Ever Being Roofied
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
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Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
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Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
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Cities Are Building Tiny Parks to Get a Photo of Salad
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Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
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Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences?
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Real Talk: Hillary Clinton Is for SALE!!
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One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon
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Can You Live in a Nutshell