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Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
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Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
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Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp
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15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Actually Fake
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18 Cute Things You Never Knew About Cornbread
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George Zimmerman Will Continue to Be Guilty
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
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Climate Change Could Lead to Bestiality
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Anxious Toddler Suffers Through His First Tweets
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Manic Pixie Dream Girl Scouts
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DIY: How to Have an Abortion?
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Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
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Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Handy New App Teaches Guys How to Embarrass Their Kids
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
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Josh Groban Reassures Us That He Is Real
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Melvin Van Peebles Is Still Ridiculously Shiny and Lustrous
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26 Reasons to Date a Man Named Tinker
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College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
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Is Obama Really a Planet?
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2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison Reform
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Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Tree Trafficking Is Real and It's Pissing Everyone Off
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No Uncircumcised Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
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5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
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Bitches Be Crazy Expensive