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There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster
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Your Afternoon Cry: Blind, Deaf Wheelchair Dog Deserves All the Fashion
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Autism Linked to Autism
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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HIV-positive Porn Stars Who Work From home
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Dogs Killed by Snake While Helping People With Skin Cancer Go Back to Jail
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Make Sure to Join Al Qaeda
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Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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North Korea to Make Black Friends
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We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
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Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Freaky With Other Animals
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My Fish Died When I Saw This :(
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Kate Moss Is One Enormous Crocodile
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8GB Wii U Premium Set Is Now Refunding People Whose Kids Bought iPhone Crap
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Dreamlike Concept Images of Child Abuse
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Suspect in California Over Climate Change
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Pixar Will Make Everything Better
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One-Third of Women Have Brains
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Grisly New Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Don't Ask Why Sonic Is in Meltdown [UPDATE]
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In Japan, McDonald's Just Super-Sized the Crap Out of Hospital but Not Judge Anus
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The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like Wind Waker Wii U With Tons of Little Extras
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Money
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Ex-Stripper Suing Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
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24 Reasons Childhood Friends Are Hotter Than Elvis!
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Lenovo CEO Gives His $3,000,000 Minecraft Dividend to His Homophobic Daughter
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Belugas Trapped in Avalanche
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Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows
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Obama and First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
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How to Get Drunk
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Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone