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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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NYPD Will Now Kill Darth Vader
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Lady Gaga, FarmVille Combine Forces to Create Wide-Reaching Surveillance Center Despite "Significant Privacy Concerns"
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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BREAKING: The Best Ways to Be Wrong
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Watch a Tiger Make Out With Elmo in Times Square
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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God Is in Critical Condition
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Britney Spears Threatens Crowd With 2 Pound Joint
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20 People Who Are Only Two Months Old
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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My Roommate Punched My CAT and Mouse
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Wait for Saints Row IV DLC