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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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25 Things You Can Smell
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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How to Make Black Friends
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
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Code Like a Total Wild Woman
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Author of LuaJit Explains Why He Changed Mind on Weed
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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5 Reasons Why You Should Probably Be Low-Rated by Historians
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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You Just Can't Reach the Moon