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Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Horny Ghost of Hugo Chavez Appeared in NHL 94
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Kate Middleton Brutally Kills a Dude and Saves Him
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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9 Essential Parenting Lessons From the Iranian Government
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Google Made the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight
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Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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Now You Can Hump It
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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs