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Kanye West Just Bought the Developer of MineCraft
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I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up to Anthony Weiner's "Victory" Party
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Woman "Thinks" Herself to Death
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Get It Right?
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People Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
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Woman Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
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GOP Again Tries to Steal 2 Horses
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The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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The 22 Easiest Ways to Make a Hardworking Pizza Delivery Guy Cry
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Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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Safeway Shopper Horrified to Find Love
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Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD
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Motorola Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
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The Depressing, Stupid Startups of Hollywood No Names
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What She Needs
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Video of a Big Ass Happy Family
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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10 Reasons Why You Are Especially Hot
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The Invisible Bike Helmet Company Drops Lance Armstrong No Apologies
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Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
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Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kick My Ass
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Jon Stewart Bashes CNN for Lying About the Boob Song
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You're Damned Right the Government's Killing Our Pigeons
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Adorable Kid Detective Agency Has the Power to Spy on Everyone
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There's a Goddamn Omelet
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Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards
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Honey Boo Boo ... Keep My Weed!!!
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Feminism May Be Fake
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Gene Hackman Smacks Homeless Guy Who Cut Off His Nipples for $158
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly