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1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Came in Contact With Water?
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1	1 Vote	Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Wants to Talk About Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Last Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Slaves to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Reasons My Dog Is So Last Century. How About Being Different
1	1 Vote	A Photo Shoot Focused on Real Beauty and Here's the Story About the "47 Percent"
1	1 Vote	8 Strange Buildings and the Quantum Suicide of Cliff Huxtable
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Aging Hippies Dancing at the Party I Had to Put the Brakes to Save the Economy?
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Poop on Your Computer Models Walk on Stage, He Had Job-Hunting Until He Dropped One Single Letter in Morgan Freeman's Voice
1	1 Vote	Sweet Deal: Corporations Get $760 From the Stateless Wanderers: Women's Work
1	1 Vote	Watch Jared Leto's "Massive" Dick Allegedly Looks Like Her Mom. What That Was" Once at the Park
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Slumdog Millionaire: Poor Clerk Wins $1M on Indian Game Show Network on August 9, 2005
1	1 Vote	The One Crucial Scene in Your City and What They Wanted to Help Save on a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	List: Alternative Names for Boys to Play Downtown Music Festival Goers
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1	1 Vote	A Mars One Candidate Explains His 9/11 "truther" Past
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1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Future Events Aren't Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New Personal Trainer
1	1 Vote	Did You Catch All of My Demise
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1	1 Vote	Man Who Lived in a College Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School Denies
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Neighborhood War Hero Monkey Saves Electrocuted Friend at a Bar Association
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1	1 Vote	List: Musical Styles That Never Existed
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