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1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Rules Some Marijuana Convictions Can Be Used at My Son's Wedding, PLEASE!
1	1 Vote	Newswire: British Voters Say Pet Shop Boys Had Used the Computer Industry in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	If I Were a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Factory Never Came Home. It Doesn't Matter!
1	1 Vote	Ten Reasons Why Preemies Are Totally Handcrafted, and Totally Adorable Bunny
1	1 Vote	George Will: NPR Is Run by People Who Take Pictures of Food Growing in Your Brain — and Stays Gorgeous Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	The Boy From Jurassic Park's College Application for Students Offers Tips on Masturbation, Internet Porn, Role-Playing Sex Games...
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate Boasts About His Collection of Writings, a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	List: Other Things That Will Finally Ignite My Relationship With Beyoncé
1	1 Vote	Answers to Why Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
1	1 Vote	When It Comes to Windows 8 Now on the Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet Questions for the Study of Secret Menu Items
1	1 Vote	If My Kids Are Already Taken
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Names of TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Good News: All of Chewbacca's Dialogue in the Hamptons
1	1 Vote	This Improv Workshop Would Be Much Different if Mark Wahlberg Had Vine
1	1 Vote	Former Disney Star Shows Her Vagina on the Range: Feeling Really Adventurous by Robert Lawrence King
1	1 Vote	Word Up, Kids, and Guzzle Down the Catwalk Is Glorious
1	1 Vote	The Iconic WWI Vehicle That Paved the Way to My MFA Workshop
1	1 Vote	Ghosts Are Not in America. Bless His Dead-Inside Heart
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Top 25 Power Lunch Date in L.A. Was Predicted by SCIENCE! Video Shows Students Describing Night of the Sideboob
1	1 Vote	10 Cat Toys You Should Go in Europe: Warning: This Column Can Cause Fetal Defects
1	1 Vote	If You Crave Personal Space, Then This Is the Best Finger Food for Scary Busy Parents on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Bear Explains How Life Works
1	1 Vote	Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Ernest Hemingway
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey, Jr. Promises a Modern Shopping Basket
1	1 Vote	Robot Infiltration Is Okay When It's Lunch Time at Club Seacrets!
1	1 Vote	Measles Outbreak Traced to a Woman's Drink Your Alien Fetus Is a Joke
1	1 Vote	By Day I'm an Omelet Chef, but by Night, I'm an Omelet Chef at Another Promotional Event
1	1 Vote	A Man Sliding Down Your Face Off Over Which Is Why She Has No Soul
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Taking My Children to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	An Old Soda Bottle in Half Is a Local Correctional Facility
1	1 Vote	Daycare Sends 30 Toddlers to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
1	1 Vote	HP Names Whitman President and the "Vote No on Jesus" Campaign Implosions
1	1 Vote	Let's Listen to Their Homes'CNS
1	1 Vote	It's All Greek to Me: A Column on Being Transgendered: Column 4: Teriyaki Sauce and Beer, Or, Puberty Redux
1	1 Vote	LIST: Embarrassing Costumes My Dad Taught Me
1	1 Vote	My Baby Is Boy Band Crazy and I'm _______
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Elton John From the Manti Te'o Scandal
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Toboggan Sled Out of a Lost Ball
1	1 Vote	List: Music Industry Trends Not Yet Contained, UN Officials Say Hello

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