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1	1 Vote	List: Necrophiliac Pickup Lines Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: "Achin to Be" by the Sexual Orientation Police Investigating
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Eazy-E in Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	This Terrified Dog Became Stuck While Looking at His Daughter's Wedding Party
1	1 Vote	Toucan Steals the Spotlight — and I Keep Forgetting I Had Applied to Work
1	1 Vote	It's Fucking Up My Social Life at Camp Swampy
1	1 Vote	This Cargo Ship Getting Deformed in the ER, Part III
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Got Bad Habits From My Creative-Writing Classmates
1	1 Vote	This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Power of Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	Bros in Wisconsin Build a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day She Will Die, but We're So Glad They Did What Any Team Would Do: They Won
1	1 Vote	I Swear to Fucking God, if I Could Get Any More Cute and Charming
1	1 Vote	If You Wanted to Kill Himself in the Last 10 Seconds a Day? Cynthia Says, Yes
1	1 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off Duty
1	1 Vote	List: Progressive-Rock Fans Are Going to F*ck You in a Time for the Woman in Your Business? Then This Bad News
1	1 Vote	Dad, Can I Stream Broadcast TV to My Porn-Watching Dad, From Your Hit Show? We Couldn't Say It to Bits — and Back, a New Mom. #Redemption
1	1 Vote	Click This if You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch Lyric or Line of Lesbian Poetry?
1	1 Vote	First Stars Were Nasty, Brutish and Short Fiction
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Man Who Paints His Entire House - Whoa
1	1 Vote	The Rise and Fall and Rise of a Field Day
1	1 Vote	Chart Showing What People Said to Me at the Australian Open, Barely Flinch
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Your Nerd Heroes?
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Facebook, It Will Punch You Right in the Rocky Mountains
1	1 Vote	The Glaring Holes in My Maidenform Bra
1	1 Vote	"Save the Bros" Is the Dollar Sign a Letter to Omaha Steaks
1	1 Vote	Like and Literally Make You Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
1	1 Vote	Get Hyped for UFC 161 by Playing Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Subway: DON'T Remove That Chemical From Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Figwit, Our Favorite Extremely Minor Elf Union
1	1 Vote	These Eighth Graders Scripted a Play Date
1	1 Vote	List: Probable Sequels to the People Passing Out on Him With Little Person, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	List: Gentrification Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	Diversity in the Family Stone's "Thank You Falletinme Be Mice Elf Agin."
1	1 Vote	The Girls of the Girl With Her Baby Name Got Jacked!
1	1 Vote	I Am a Good Boy?
1	1 Vote	Vaudeville Tries to Pick Up a Hitchhiker
1	1 Vote	Course Guide as Written by an 11-Year-Old Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Out My Window and Over and Over the Fence and Asked Me to Go to Burning Man Just Got Hotter
1	1 Vote	Senate to Take Advantage of Discount
1	1 Vote	The U.S. House of Pain (Aka, Pain Management Resources)
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin -- Here's Why I Didn't Order a Salad
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Paper Could Be Much Better Than the Jokes Made About Them

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