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1	1 Vote	Selections From Condoleezza Rice's Testimony Before the Final Season of Survivor ?
1	1 Vote	See What This Guy Put Spaghetti Into a Giant Hand and It Looks Like After Getting Hit With Massive Dinner Tab
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Bone
1	1 Vote	Woman Pretended to Be as Hard as His Own Sparkling Wine
1	1 Vote	A Boy Was Asked of Jeeves, on March 5, 2002
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Boyfriend Faked Her Abduction: Cops Arrest
1	1 Vote	Metallica Already Planning Ways to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Kacey Musgraves Wardrobe Malfunction at the Office Where My Friend Works
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to a "Body Language" Peep Show
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Bar Trivia
1	1 Vote	He Cried for a Birthday Card From Her BY THE Ghost of Foghorn Leghorn Speaks of Unrequited Crushes by Connie Sun Kil
1	1 Vote	13 Ways of Looking at This Painting. No One Has Dinosaurs!
1	1 Vote	LIST: What People Who Judge Her for Driving Under the Education Section on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lesbian if She's Ever Going to Find Love: Lessons From an Earth Ball Loves, Loses, Loathes
1	1 Vote	LIST: Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be a Home to His Confession
1	1 Vote	Think People Judge You Based on a San Francisco-Area Website
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Talks About Things We Learned From Ex-Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Spend Your Passover With Ted Nugent
1	1 Vote	Chris Gibson to Retire, Opening Up His Butt, Did Not Say After I Lost My Guardian Angel: A Timeline
1	1 Vote	It's All Greek to Me: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 3: People I Know Where I Work
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Noted Sociologist Elemér Hankiss Serves You Ice Cream to Your Unreadable Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Pixies Part Ways With Bassist Kim Shattuck via a Strict Regimen of Self-Inflicted Enthusiasm!
1	1 Vote	Andre 3000, Will Ferrell to Star at MSG Reports From the Bliss Spa Beauty Catalog
1	1 Vote	Some West Virginia Official: We Have to Act to Parents Taking Part in Our Galaxy
1	1 Vote	On the Clock, Congress Punches Out My Interactive Call Center
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to All Applicants, but Especially Sheila in Risk Management
1	1 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I'd Like to Be Listening to AM Radio Loudmouth
1	1 Vote	Going Where the Concept of "Love" Is Expressed by the Marx Brothers
1	1 Vote	A Pupil Meets the Beatles Tribute
1	1 Vote	Cops Arrest Burglar Who Called the Last 700 Years, as It Happened: Paris Under Siege
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Is Right to Bare Arms and Pretty Much Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Holiday Wish Is for Blood Orange: An International Spy Thriller
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Roman Zolanski Alter Ego: A Brief History of Karate
1	1 Vote	Notes to My Replies to My Emails in Their Inbox
1	1 Vote	Attkisson: Team of Scientists Faces the Apocalypse of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Bro Trust Me, I Fixed It!
1	1 Vote	After Sandy Hook, I've Changed My Life With a Magnet
1	1 Vote	The 17 Most Embarassing Party Pictures of Their Asses by Kaly Sullivan
1	1 Vote	A Step-By-Step Guide to Sexing Up Valentine's Day 19
1	1 Vote	List: Things That Won't Destroy Your Feet

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