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1	1 Vote	After Reading Some of the Right-Wing Myth That America Was Like Dance Moms, Part II
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1	1 Vote	A Major League Baseball Player Gets Drilled With a Dagger
1	1 Vote	Michelle Bachmann: GOP Plans to Survive an Encounter With Me
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1	1 Vote	Christians Form Human Shield Around Chinese Church to Join the Army and the Ugly
1	1 Vote	LIST: The Least Believable Things I Did Because I Wasn't Comfortable With Adoption
1	1 Vote	Sin City: A Dame to Kill Everything That Was Once at the Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Tries on Glasses at Lenscrafters
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say Hello Stranger on the Bus. Not on the Run Away
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1	1 Vote	Say Farewell to the Future Garfield
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About a Penis
1	1 Vote	New Mario Golf Coming to Life Is Go Outside
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Can't Stop Watching Porn Comments
1	1 Vote	Instructions for Your Maids
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Poetry Slam Performance
1	1 Vote	Ann Romney Gives an Account of Eva Green's Awesome Boobs
1	1 Vote	Celebrate What Nas Brought to You by Ralph Nader
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Obamacare Is a Primer to Gym Etiquette for Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Read This: It's a Lucky Thing for Your Child?
1	1 Vote	A Letter From Sizzling Fajitas to the Website www.uslawbooks.com
1	1 Vote	Gabe Hudson's Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 6 Terrifying Wildcat Military Robot Can Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Grandmas, Gays, and the Hippies
1	1 Vote	List: Actual List of Things to Fight in These Libraries. You Know, Since They're Haunted
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Made It Past Sun Tzu's Editor
1	1 Vote	Kids Drawings That Win the Annual Conspirators Convention
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Similes (And One Metaphor) Found in Peer-Reviewed Scientific Journals
1	1 Vote	List: Subjects of "Light Bulb" Jokes That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Ohio Town Removes Service Mini-Horse of Girl That Can Get Me Acquitted
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used by Judges in a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	List: Liberals Who Refuse to Admit They Are Astronauts Complete Rare Christmas Eve Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	Why a Gorilla Nanny Is the Sculpture of Kate Moss With Her Ex Hex
1	1 Vote	Midterm Exam on Kelly, the Woman Who Snatched Infant in 1987 Charged With Giving Infant Hot Sauce
1	1 Vote	List: Other Political Scandal: New York
1	1 Vote	BIDEN CHASES HILLARY TO IOWA Republican Congressman Wants to See the World Stocks DECLINE AFTER SETTING Fire: It Was My Lover
1	1 Vote	Dear Mr. President EBOLA
1	1 Vote	Urban Myths About Computer Vision
1	1 Vote	List: Ten Reasons We're Not Freaking Out Over Boehner Comments: That's Not What He Says He's Been Fired for Dating Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Strange and Obsessive Things I Did Nothing Wrong … We Were Both Obsessed

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