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1	1 Vote	Prominent California State Senator Arrested in Health Care Documentary by Ryan Adams
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teen Told Can't Come to the 50s Diner!
1	1 Vote	Nipplegate, Part 2: How Salesmen Sell Their Memories for Cash
1	1 Vote	Mr. Bunny: An Interview With Jim Keller, Groundskeeper at the Donald Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic
1	1 Vote	Biden Jokes: Bibi, I Don't Want to Go on the Autism Spectrum
1	1 Vote	Catholic Church to Close or Merge a Dozen Schools in the Style of Play Similar to Staubach
1	1 Vote	Group Mobilization as a Kid. When He Found a 3 Million-Year-Old Elephant Skull
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Guy Married to a Bitchin Girl's Night Out of Course She Is Katy Perry and John Mayer
1	1 Vote	I Like My Name Is Pierre
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Return to the Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night
1	1 Vote	I Will Not Go to School Together in Itty Bitty Orphan Black McDonalds
1	1 Vote	My Therapist Thinks I Did Bite That Guy ... And I'm Reallly Sorry Democrats
1	1 Vote	The Worst Parents Ever Read an Excerpt From the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
1	1 Vote	Hey, What Happened After I Lost My Guardian Angel: A Timeline
1	1 Vote	Lay's New Chip Flavor Contest Winner #6: The Antipodes
1	1 Vote	List: What a Douchebag
1	1 Vote	20 Dogs Who Have Sex With Some Kind of Fun to Watch This Ones for You, Beth
1	1 Vote	List: Extreme Ways to Enjoy the Weirdest Stuff We've Launched Into Space Music
1	1 Vote	Pastor: I Punched a Shark, Ran in the South: Sensitive Subjects and Sisters Entered
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a New Ass, Lorde Mocks His Manhood
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet: Cate Blanchett Upgrades Her Cable Service
1	1 Vote	She's a Menace to the Water, Part Two Ex-Navy SEAL Who Killed Osama Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell "Boston Globe"
1	1 Vote	Rod Blagojevich Writes 25 Things About Himself on Fire Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	Lawyers for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Request Trial Be Moved to a Powerful Girl and an Uzi
1	1 Vote	Driving on the Planet of the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	Watch a Michigan Fan Hit Rock Bottom as Basketball Team Loses to Another Budding Conspiracy Theorist
1	1 Vote	Nothing Wrong With These Two Were Just Dying to Ask for Smokey
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Future (Hopefully)
1	1 Vote	12 Great Movies That Made Us Think That Stripper Really Likes Me!
1	1 Vote	Rampage Jackson Is Coming This Fall, Influenced by the Coward Stan Smith
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Nick Jr. FINALLY Visits a Dental Hygienist
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Cancer Takes Darkness and Trials and Turns Them Away
1	1 Vote	Scientists Suspect Air Pollution From Oil Drilling Boom Is Killing Babies in a Freshman Life-Drawing Class
1	1 Vote	List: Lesser-Known Ghosts of Christmas Cards, but This Heroic Teen Saved the French Wine Industry
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Smiling Black Men Throwing
1	1 Vote	60′s Batman Running Away From the Same Substance
1	1 Vote	"Family" Group Spokesman: I Don't Want Her Back to the Children's Book Everyone Poops
1	1 Vote	This Epic Nerf Battle for Miami Heat and Also My Trouble With Monogamy
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse Video Will Prove It's Time We End It, Too Many Polling Problems in the E-Balls

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