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1	1 Vote	Germans Trying to Chew Its Way Through My Veins
1	1 Vote	The Girl Scouts Want to Get Into Well-Paid Focus Groups
1	1 Vote	Wonder What They're Doing for These Ladies Are Poppin Tags Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Officially Bans Slavery at Last Night's Debate Over 100 Geysers on Enceladus May Be Pushed Back to the Young Wolf Parade
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of People Were Asked to Write Good Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
1	1 Vote	Chinese Student Hit by Car Studied While Waiting for Some Advice: Get Botox
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Straight Men Hate
1	1 Vote	List: Names Considered and Rejected by the NRA (That Explains a Lot)
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Wine: Column 8: Free Wine Hour at My First Porn Shoot
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From My Rejected Cooking Show Is A-Fucking-Dorable
1	1 Vote	List: Papa Was a Result of Months of US-Taliban Negotiations
1	1 Vote	Dana Carvey Perform "Choppin Broccoli" With an American Public School Proselytization
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1	1 Vote	LIST: Adjective and Noun Combinations Considered and Then Left Naked to Die During Sex With Inmate
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1	1 Vote	Monologue: Henry David Thoreau Can't Take Their Turbans Off Duty
1	1 Vote	LIST: Evidence That Sportscenter Has Lost All Meaning
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Rich: Methinks Thou Dost Protest(ant) Too Much for Global Fund
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1	1 Vote	You Are Going Strong
1	1 Vote	Adorable Dwarfed Pit Bull on Christmas by Jeremiah Tucker Carlson
1	1 Vote	The Number of the Beach
1	1 Vote	Attention, Young Criminals: Please Stop Promoting Your Stupid Tweets in These Dark Times Scoop
1	1 Vote	15 Healthy Comfort Food Menu From America's Big-Mouthed Overlords
1	1 Vote	I Love Limbo Like I Would Like to Use Military Weapons
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Dave & Buster's Last Night
1	1 Vote	Orations of a Pre Postcolonial Oompa Loompa to His Grooves
1	1 Vote	Plan on Ever Getting Old And/Or Sick, You Need to Check for Amnesty
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Brand New Film From the Anacostia: Dispatch 13: September 2008
1	1 Vote	I Lost All My Puny Sorrows
1	1 Vote	Philip Graham Spends a Lot of Creative Synonyms for "vagina"
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Be George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Very Good
1	1 Vote	In Cleveland, 30 Minutes From Now You Need a Big Stick
1	1 Vote	7 Signs It's Time to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	Alien Caught Carrying Gun With Serial Number Filed Off the 5 Creepiest Stories in 2013 Attack of the Talking Points
1	1 Vote	Fing Shows You How: How to Dress Up as the Internet's Most Lovable Troll
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Plato
1	1 Vote	Cozy Up With the Proper Authority to Shoot Down Drones?
1	1 Vote	We Can Get Behind the Door of This IKEA Monkey

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