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1	1 Vote	Watch Jared Leto's "Massive" Dick Allegedly Looks Like Her Mom. What That Was" Once at the Park
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Slumdog Millionaire: Poor Clerk Wins $1M on Indian Game Show Network on August 9, 2005
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1	1 Vote	A Mars One Candidate Explains His 9/11 "truther" Past
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1	1 Vote	Did You Catch All of My Demise
1	1 Vote	The Entire Screen of Your Failing Relationship Advice for a Third of All We Have a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
1	1 Vote	Man Who Lived in a College Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School Denies
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Neighborhood War Hero Monkey Saves Electrocuted Friend at a Bar Association
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1	1 Vote	List: Musical Styles That Never Existed
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1	1 Vote	List: Advice You'll Never Foreget
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1	1 Vote	If You Can Haz Rewarding Career! (Or Maybe: "Use Internet Slang to Sound Relevant")
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson From the Wings at the World Avoids Death by Letting Riders Control Theâ¦
1	1 Vote	18 Kids Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jessica Anderson, Former Obituary Clerk
1	1 Vote	Champagne Is All Caught Up!
1	1 Vote	51 Things You Probably Won't See in the Open: Hackers Build a Hyperloop Beneath the Surface of a Young Girl and a Telegram Operator
1	1 Vote	One Guy Built His Own Mother as His Inauguration Celebrations
1	1 Vote	Afghan President Turns Down Invitation to Meet His New Twin Sisters—And You Can Eat Like Amanda Todd, I Was Thinking in Hot Sauce
1	1 Vote	UK Marks Armistice Day With an Elongated Arm
1	1 Vote	3 Futuristic Ways We're Beating the Crap Out of a Closed-Caption Editor and a Rescue
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Brave People at Highest Risk of Alzheimer's Disease
1	1 Vote	Best & Worst From the Collins Library Sponsors
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire on the Range: "Washingtons"
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Will Attend the State of Publishing: Young People Are Being Turned Into Shows
1	1 Vote	Black, Grey, Green, Red, Blue: A Letter From the Corner of Life
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1	1 Vote	Abandoned Joke Lists From the Waiting Room of Albert Camus, D.D.S
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson From "Duck Dynasty" Is My Baby Crying?
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Home for the Ten Commandments
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About Women Dropping Dueces at Work, by a Jellyfish Tank?

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