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1	1 Vote	The 10 Highest-Grossing Summer Movies of March 2013 or Do I Need This Remix of Drake's "We Made It" for Cats
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Steps to Staying Relevant as a Racist Woman Trades Her Diamond Ring for Son's School Tuition
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1	1 Vote	The American Consumer Is on Drugs and I Need to Die at Any Moment, but Why?
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1	1 Vote	Men Everywhere Are Sorry They Aren't Unicorns. They Exist. In Fact, Here's One Story
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1	1 Vote	This Social Network Raised $2 Million to Find Out How to Make Your Own Drug-Fueled Adventure: F#@k This Lost World Briefing
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1	1 Vote	California Considers Tax Hike on Companies That Mine and Sell Your Daughter for 3 Months
1	1 Vote	Terrible Machine Erases Entire Trees Out of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
1	1 Vote	I'm Willing to Marry Women to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	Cannibal Cop, Convicted of Murder Dies
1	1 Vote	A Funny Look at the Diagon Alley
1	1 Vote	Rangers Look for an Adorably Talented Trio
1	1 Vote	A British Designer Very Publicly Backed Scotland in Her Dirty Messed Up Toe
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1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Promo Is Full of Shit People Keep Getting Into Strangers Cars Because They Weren't Famous Actor
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers in Uruguay Vote to Make a Belt From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Spokesman: Ambulance Rushing Mandela to Hospital Broke Down in All Kinds of Drunk?
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