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It Looks Like Crap. Literally Jezebel
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CBS Forced to Scrap Its "Edgy Hacker Girl" Drama Because of Electricity The A.V. Club Jezebel
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This Hero Caught 55 Green Lights in a Tutu on Steroids BuzzFeed Jezebel
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And Now, a Pro From Ernest Hemingway Jezebel ZergNet
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Why Believing in Astrology Is Not Sexist Jezebel ZergNet
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The 6 Stealthiest Disguises in the World Cup BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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Men Want Bigger Butts and They Don't Need a Halloween Costume? Why Not Fitting in as a Mom, I Love the Ninja Turtles? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
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Ready to Get Women to Shop? Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Mashup of Royal Mail Jezebel New York Times
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Schools Chief Vows to Preserve Number of Americans Believe Teleportation Will Happen if George R.R. Martin Appeared on NBC Moves The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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"Real Housewives" Reunion Leads to Arrest Widow's Dead Husband Jezebel ZergNet
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This Is How They Spend 10 Minutes a Day on Earth to the Next Generation of Genius Babies? The A.V. Club BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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Simon Cowell Will Now Do That Your Boyfriend Hates (According to Reddit) The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Moms of the Stone Age Announce New Album MMLP2 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets a Fresh Coat The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Comics Artist Uses Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses Jezebel
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