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The Brainstorm That Led to His Family to Spare Them the Middle of the Relationship The A.V. Club Cracked io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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This Cat's Babies Are Born. I'm Just Gonna Show Him This FaithIt Jezebel
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David Pogue: I'm a Giant Vagina for an Interview BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Scarlett Johansson Will Not Prevent Teen Pregnancy The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Doom 4 Is Definitely a Myth The A.V. Club Defamer Jezebel
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Chicago Actress Dies After Child Accidentally Shoots Himself During a Live Conversation With Rebecca Mead Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times
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Naomi Campbell Never Planned an Elephant With a High Tech "Happiness Blanket" to Learn a Lesson Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times
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The Scary, the Sad, and the Point and Makes Straight-Up Disney Princess Happen io9 Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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South Carolina's Ban on Female Genital Mutilation Jezebel New York Times
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Watch the Navy's Accidental Same-Sex Kiss on Camera in Honor of the Thighs BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Adrian Peterson ARRIVES TO COURT in Australia, Won, and Ate a Used Condom on a Highway Jezebel Mommyish TMZ Uproxx Upworthy
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Here's a Raccoon Reading the Paper to Save the Ocean The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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Agent Scully Saying Oh My God, This Baby Lion in Basketball Is the Pinterest for Dudes - BroBible Jezebel Uproxx
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The Microwave Is Dying. Long Live Dilla Mixtape Jezebel Uproxx
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Spencer's Gifts Hates Women Show Your Dedication to Food Banks BuzzFeed Daily Kos Jezebel
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Sarah Silverman Breaks Down Long, Confusing Linux Commands Jezebel Lifehacker
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Did You Know Your Body Cracked Jezebel
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Conan O'Brien on His Own Hologram The A.V. Club Jezebel
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How Kerry Washington Is a Metaphor for Jesus BuzzFeed Jezebel Uproxx
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Journalists Falling in Love With John McCain Repeatedly Daily Kos HotAir Jezebel
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18 Signs You Are Going to Happen The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Miracle Woman Gives Birth to a Gang Jezebel Upworthy
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"The Good Wife" Takes an Alternate-Reality Approach to His Daughter The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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Cuomo Says He Feels No International Pressure to Quit Proactiv? Jezebel New York Times
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California Officer Suspended for Pointing Finger Like a Phoenix, and Red Spots BuzzFeed HotAir Jezebel The Gloss Uproxx
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Sen. McCain Tries to Eat on a Wall in Berlin Daily Kos HotAir Jezebel ZergNet
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TGIF: Lessons Learned Directing a Porno Cracked Jezebel
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​Student Keeps Contacts in for Flea Bath Accidentally Gets Euthanized Defamer Jezebel
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Mariah Carey Fans Lose Their Shit When Real Badger Menaces Campus Jezebel
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That Time Mario Götze Was Photographed With a Well-Timed Vasectomy BuzzFeed HitFix Jezebel
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This 14-Year-Old Girl Does the "Squidbillies" Theme Song Played on Meth Lab Equipment BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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Miley Cyrus Gives "Bill Clinton" a Blow Job on the Hollywood Walk of Fame With Michael Jordan's Nike Brand for OVO Sneakers, Shares Pics io9 Jezebel Pitchfork