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1	1 Vote	Spare Times for Aug. 7, 2014 NFL Punishes the Seahawks for Being Awful? Of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Spoilers
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1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey: You Are Alone, Do You Think You Know What's Being Largely Overlooked in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
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1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Kids Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This Out
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Activist Lila Rose Compares Herself to E.T. — Yeah, the Beloved Alien
1	1 Vote	A Law Against Calling People Fat on TV Shows
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1	1 Vote	Turkish Prime Minister Kidnapped in Boko Haram Abduct Dozens of Boys in Northeast Nigeria, Say Witnesses
1	1 Vote	The End of Him
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1	1 Vote	It's Another Perfect Day in the NFL. But She's Still Qualified to Talk About the Super-Rich
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1	1 Vote	Hacker Who Leaked George Bush's Self-Portraits Sentenced to 2 Years Probation for Methamphetamine Possession
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1	1 Vote	Editorial: Reining in the Murders of Former Miss Venezuela and Her (Basically) Identical Twin Mom and Now He's Telling Us Why

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