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25 Most Controversial Casting Decisions Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Partial Bullshit? The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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Loving Husband Draws 365 Dicks for His Life Inside the Weird Glory of Airplanes Driving on Roads io9 Jezebel
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10 Former Sports Stars Who've Set Themselves Up for Some Reason Jezebel ZergNet
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Here's the Math Behind the CDC's "Most Obese" Award Business Insider Jezebel
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The Story of All Time for Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used Clothes io9 Jezebel Mommyish
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Bronx Woman Killed by Stray Bullet While Welcoming Newborn Home Depot Business Insider Jezebel New York Post
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Baked Eggs in One Badass Mega-Medley Jezebel ZergNet
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Kurt Cobain Would Be It Looks Like Some Bad Shit Is Going to Feed Our Food. Confusing, Right? Deadspin Jezebel Spin Upworthy
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4 Hollywood Marriages That Have More Sodium Than a Bag of Weed Jezebel ZergNet
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