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Vladimir Putin Would Like to Be as Sexy as D'Angelo BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Margot Robbie Says Her Mom Is an Elf GeekTyrant Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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White Professor Who Correctly Predicted 2016 Election Says Trump Is Going to F@*k You! BroBible Cele|bitchy CNS News Jezebel Occupydemocrats
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