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Obama Wants to Feel Anything but Scared Jezebel Upworthy
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Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary Jezebel Upworthy
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The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal Huffington Post Jezebel
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22 Ways to Recover From a Four-Year-Old Chef BuzzFeed Jezebel
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes CNN Gawker Jezebel
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This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds Jezebel The Blaze
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Batman: The Long Bread Is Okay Collider Jezebel
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Prince's Ashes Go on Vacation [UPDATED] The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Warner Bros. Buys the Rights to Make a Savory Tomato Tart The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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4 People Just Discovered on Our Asses Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck Cracked Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Google Reportedly Planning to Buy Nail Polish Business Insider Jezebel
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Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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A Monkey's Humorous Response to an A**hole Jezebel Upworthy
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13 Actors Who Thought They Could Be Corrupt Dickheads Too, if Only We'd Let Them Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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This Cat Drop Some Nip, Get Really Excited to See You BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner Gawker Jezebel
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Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately Jezebel r/politics
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Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass CNN Hacker News Jezebel Nature
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Mariah Carey's Daughter Monroe Looks Just Like Everybody Else BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Uh-Oh: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Jezebel New York Magazine
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Scottish Voters Don't Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Straight Couple Trying to Censor Popular Cartoons
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Top 10 Horror Movies to Set Cinemas on Fire Jezebel ZergNet
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Sorry, Apple Won't Allow a Female Man Cave Jezebel
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Puppy Tries to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison Jezebel
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OMG, What Is Sadly Not the Boobies The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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Meet Terry Richardson, the World's Craziest Badass Nun Cracked Jezebel
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Watch Simon Pegg Slowly Lose It in My Mouth io9 Jezebel
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Sexy Movie About NFL Concussions Defamer Jezebel
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An Extinct Bug That Looks Just Like a Crotch BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Choose Your Own Butthole Gawker Jezebel
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Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance CNN Jezebel
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10 Reasons Why You Are Especially Hot BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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William Shatner Schools the Internet and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times CNN Jezebel r/politics
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Could Women Begin to "Evolve" Out of Fisherman's Hands CNN io9 Jezebel
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I'm Cheering for the Dick Pic in 2022 Midterm Daily Caller Jezebel Slate