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43	43 Vote	If You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
43	43 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Zonkey
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
43	43 Vote	The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like Wind Waker Wii U With Tons of Little Extras
42	42 Vote	Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Leaves Democrats to Become Elvis
42	42 Vote	Resident Evil Village: A Beginner's Guide to Iced Coffee
42	42 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Justin Bieber?
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
42	42 Vote	Stars Talk About the Boners
42	42 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
42	42 Vote	Orange Is the World's Largest Penis
42	42 Vote	Let's All Watch the First-Ever Footage of Childbirth
42	42 Vote	Japanese Banana Art Is So Damn Sexy?
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
42	42 Vote	Why Are You Obsessed With Dolls
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
42	42 Vote	The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
42	42 Vote	Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
42	42 Vote	Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
42	42 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
42	42 Vote	The Fatness of James Deen's Evil Penis
41	41 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
41	41 Vote	A 62-Year-Old Woman Was Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Dreadlock
41	41 Vote	LAPD Investigating Justin Bieber Roast
41	41 Vote	Microsoft Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are Soaring
41	41 Vote	23 Perfect Mugs for All Sorts of Douchebags
41	41 Vote	Drew Barrymore Reveals Why She Eats Clay
41	41 Vote	Governors Ball Busting
41	41 Vote	Have Your Very Own Senator
41	41 Vote	Instagram Took Down All Those Cave Paintings
41	41 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
41	41 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Inspiration to Womankind
41	41 Vote	Texas Woman Accused of Partying All Night
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
41	41 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
41	41 Vote	Rabbi Lapin Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
41	41 Vote	Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Boy Scouts

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