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Kansas Woman Almost Burns Her Home Down Trying to Sabotage Film Discovery Jezebel New York Times TMZ
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6 Reasons It Is Illegal to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Here Is a Motherfucker The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space CNN Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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