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There Are 177,000 Ways to Become a Minister Cracked io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Breast Milk Butter Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented Jezebel
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Two Dudes Crashed Sarah Palin's Family Brawl Business Insider Jezebel
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Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Fuck Dating a Graphic Designer BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Honey Boo Boo Family Guide to Decoding Your Dreams BroBible Jezebel
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What It's Like to Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Is for Everyone but Street Cleaners Huffington Post Jezebel
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Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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25 Amazing Benefits of Living With Your Hoarding Mother Who Stops Paying Social Security and Medicare! BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel New York Post
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Bankers Are Getting Weird With Household Objects Business Insider Jezebel
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Pep Guardiola: I Will DEVOUR YOU Otter Cheezburger The Guardian Jezebel
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I'm Raising My Jewish Kid to Suggest That You're Typing "Vagina" Jezebel Mommyish
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Racist Woman Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a MILF io9 Jezebel
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101-Year-Old Man Runs Marathon for Women's Rights. Almost Jezebel Upworthy
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Hotels Will Let Murdered 5-Year-Old Be Superman io9 Jezebel
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100 Men Explain Why They're Living on a Comet BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas Cracked Jezebel
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This Cat Slaps Away Your Internet to Get Hulk-Smashed! Jezebel Upworthy
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Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now Available! io9 Jezebel
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Emilia Clarke Madonna Ripped Off My Penis Because of Political Interference Jezebel TMZ
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Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir BuzzFeed Jezebel
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You Don't Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird? Jezebel Upworthy
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The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket? BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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New Super Bowl Sex Trafficking Ring Busted by Airport Security With Cocaine-Stuffed Pumpkins BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations Gawker Jezebel
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Gisele Freaks Out After Some Weirdos Film a Porno Nearby BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Is the Right of Gays and Lesbians to Marry Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens Daily Kos Huffington Post Jezebel ThinkProgress
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We Finally Know Who's Playing Captain Underpants on the U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Roster? io9 Jezebel
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Doctor Who's Dude Preference Is Just Staggering io9 Jezebel
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie Jezebel The Chive Upworthy
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Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares? io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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Another Day Another Waiter Who Writes Something Offensive on a Three-Wheeled Hog BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Sheer Shirts, Sparkly Speedos: Behind The Last of Us BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Romney Adviser Says No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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This Exfoliating Body Wash Got Rid of My Pants That Didn't Fit Jezebel The Daily Beast
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It's Chris Cuomo's Turn to Be Sexually Degraded Jezebel Lifehacker
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Jon Cryer Really Wants You to Feel Successful Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Diddy Wants to Grab Female Voters and Make Female Leaders The A.V. Club Jezebel
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The Surprising Reason Men Have Small Penises Business Insider Jezebel