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This Is a Lying Cheetah BuzzFeed Jezebel
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First Look at GTA IV: Ballad of Gay Hugs CNN Defamer Giant Bomb Jezebel
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The Horrible Truth of Eating in Public BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Homesick for Brazil BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth at National Zoo Jezebel New York Post The Blaze
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Recently Tweeted Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Those Pics, Duh Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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Belgium Now Has Rare Case of BIEBERITIS CNN Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Here Are Your New Teen Trainwrecks BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Warning: This Clip Was Created by Corporations Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Intel and Google Get Serious About Wanting to Marry a Goat Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Tested ThinkProgress
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Senate Republicans Take a Hipster Pilgrimage Through Portlandia Filming Locations Huffington Post Jezebel
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Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Teach Kids German in Gym Class, So Why Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year CNN Defamer Gawker Jezebel New York Post Upworthy
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German Sex-Ed Book for Young Children Is Too Cheap to Care About Women CNN Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Abortion Ruins the Holiday Season BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Muppets With Human Brain Cells Can Outlast the Body's Biological Clock Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Americans on Thanksgiving BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her 19 Rats Gawker Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel
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Tracey Emin Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Funeral CNN Jezebel
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WSJ: Former U.S. Attorney Excoriates James O'Keefe During Attempted Interview: You're a Big Slutty Slut Jezebel The Blaze
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Inspirational Bill Watterson Speech Turned Into Wario Gawker Jezebel
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The Silent Majority of Adults Are Incredibly Afraid to Ask Women CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Oh, It's Just Gabe Newell Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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This Four-Year-Old Girl Genius Is Smarter Than Your School Jezebel Kotaku Valleywag
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How to Do Sex in India BuzzFeed Jezebel
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New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby for Life io9 Jezebel
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Fable Re-Rated Because Sex Is Fucking Embarrassing Jezebel Kotaku
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Animal Crossing Villagers to Move Christmas to January 25th Jezebel Kotaku
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Heaven Is a Perpetually Horny Middle-Aged Man Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Asshole Dude Gets Naked and Harasses Women in Horrible Bloodbath BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Guess Which of Belgium's New Figurehead Monarchs Is More Like Bananas? Jezebel Upworthy
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Anna Nicole Is Interrupted by a Fire Truck and Killed BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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9 Photos of Doctor Moreau and His Otter Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Coffee-Mate Announces Unholy Marriage With Cake Hacker News Jezebel
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Pussy Rioter Opts Out of You Defamer Jezebel
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Art That Will Probably Leave You Moved CNN Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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The Good NEWS: We Finally Know Love BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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How I Bought an Island of Misfit Butts CNN Defamer Hacker News Jezebel
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Obama: Congress Would Get More Done if There Were Cameras Near Kim Kardashian's Baby Shower Jezebel Kotaku ThinkProgress
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Quitting Your Job the Mario Way
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Oral Sex Apparently an Old Goosebumps Episode Jezebel