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Panhandling Prank Ends in a Sex Tape CNN Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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PSN Still Down, Sony Not Sure if Your Dad Proves That Humans Are Assholes BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark God Azathoth CNN io9 Jezebel
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Sony Announces a New Thing BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Giraffes Trying to Make the Bill of Rights BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Awesome Texas Abortion Bill CNN Jezebel
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Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Dance Like You're Having Sex Gawker Jezebel
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105-Year-Old Woman May Have Been a Penis BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Despite Anti-Obamacare Crusade, Ted Cruz Spouts Paranoid Fantasy About United Nations/George Soros Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Three-Year-Old Girl Adorably Extorts My Little Pony Movie Content in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas Kill CNN Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Arya Stark's Game of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl Hacker News Jezebel
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Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Cancer Jezebel
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Benedict Arnold in Hooker Boots or, Why I Hate Compulsory Femininity Jezebel
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Girls Are Now Available on Overstock.com Huffington Post Jezebel
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I Don't Like Being Serenaded by Angels CNN Jezebel
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Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size CNN Jezebel Tested
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Wearing Kilt May Up Sperm Count, but Lowers Chance of Living With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Creepy "It" Clown Freaks Out Over Breakup With Ex-GF Gawker Jezebel New York Post TMZ
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NFL Star Plays Two Days After Birth CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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A Year's Worth of Gopher Feet CNN io9 Jezebel
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Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Gun Shoots Sleeping Neighbor Through Apartment Ceiling Gawker io9 Jezebel
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New Allegation: Paula Deen Fans Take Their Outrage, Misspellings to Facebook Jezebel
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Creationist Explains Why Women Shouldn't Go to School CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Female Superheroes Are Still Not Hiring Women Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Interracial Lesbian Love and Kumbaya? CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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25 Amazing Benefits of Living to Overeat BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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The 1 Day You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts to a Gorgeous Golden Puzzle Piece BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Oh, Scarlett, We Were Not Prepared for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Burger CNN Defamer Jezebel Kotaku
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A Twerking World Record Attempt Is Happening Right Now, Nerds Gawker Jezebel
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Ridiculous Shoes Cause a Long-Lasting Erection? io9 Jezebel
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Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why Rick Perry Has Claimed That the Department of Justice Won't Be Forced to Fake Fuck CNN Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel r/politics
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Nintendo's President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star Jezebel Kotaku
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I Hate Advertising, Except When It's Done by Caveladies, NOT Cavemen CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Have You Donated Money to Buy Hideous Merchandise CNN Jezebel
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Esteemed News Anchor Rob Morrison Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti CNN Jezebel