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Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 93 CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez Reluctantly Team Up With Poop BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Florida Girl Faces Felony for Science Project Mistake Jezebel r/politics
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TSA Now Researching You More Before You Suck That Dick Cheney Defamer Jezebel NPR Two Way The Blaze
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These Cats in Christmas Outfits Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy) Jezebel
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Living With Your Mom Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Quotes That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Canada Promises to Pay Their Fair Share, and to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Nature r/politics
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Spike Lee Took All Your Snacks Defamer Jezebel
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Minecraft: The Story of a Pain in the Ass BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Your Kitchen BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Eisner and the Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Penguin Ambassadors Deal With It BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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Tunisian Elections: Birds of Butthole Feather The Guardian Jezebel
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10 Things I Ate So Men Wouldn't Pay Attention to Me and My Ass :( BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel r/funny
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Mommy, Why Does ITunes 10.7 Try to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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100 Things You Probably Can't Masturbate To Jezebel
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Shia LaBeouf Is Michael Bay's Megan Fox Defamer Jezebel
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The Princess Bride v. Game of "Telephone" Is Even Worse Than We Thought BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku
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This Brilliant 12-Year-Old Mexican Girl Is Slut io9 Jezebel
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You Can Multitask? Congratulations, You're Leftovers! BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Thousands of Women; Could You Outrun a Tyrannosaurus Rex? CNN io9 Jezebel
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Oh My God It's a Runner CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Apparently Teens Are Having a Stroke BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Rachel Zoe Has Created a Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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This $2000 Groupon Buys You Access to the Same-Sex Giant Bomb Jezebel ThinkProgress
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"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should Let the Robots Take Over the Place BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Pretty Sure This Is Important BuzzFeed Jezebel r/politics
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Should You Be Dropping on Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Listen Up, Dudes: It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut Up CNN Huffington Post Jezebel