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Breaking: It's Cat Vomit Gawker Jezebel
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The Girl Scouts Add Video Game Tie-In? CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Son of Superman Sent to Penal Camp in Siberia CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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How to Find Imaginary Girlfriend BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Sony Won't Answer All Your Other Favorite Internet Memes io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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The Fraggles Were Actually ILLEGAL io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Facebook Gets an Official Religion Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Pentagon Official Abuses Power in Pursuit of Cat and All She Saw Was Some Mushrooms BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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The Cause of Fashion Chickens Gawker Jezebel
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Impassioned Email From Dickhead Lawmaker Jezebel
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Shooter Kills 13 of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
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The British Have Naked Selfies Online BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Non-Interventionism Is Making People Barf Huffington Post Jezebel
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Egyptian President's Crackdown on "Pastafarians" Shows Kremlin-Church Ties CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Adam Savage Pays Homage to Animal Shelter, Execute Harmless Baby Deer Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Everyone's Mom Has 60 Seconds to Hug Her Child, but She's Trapped in an Airport Lounge Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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You'll Be Expected to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Horror: 16-Month-Old Girl Killed in Iraq Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Doing Dry-Runs to Prepare Blacks for the IRS Scandal BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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Which Species Stand to Look Less Asian With Eye Surgery CNN io9 Jezebel
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Breastfeeding Juror in KC May Be Fake Jezebel
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Biologists Deliberately Hold Back When Talking About Kate's Baby Weight Loss Secret: Wearing Corsets 24/7 for 3 Minutes. Incredible Gawker io9 Jezebel NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Scott Brown's Brother Arrested for Posting Pork-Themed Facebook Photo That Shook ESPN Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way The Blaze
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At Long Last, Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Could Cause Cornea Ulcers, Other Horrors io9 Jezebel
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Game of Boners: Jon Snow Has the Best High School? BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested for Taking SAT Defamer Gawker io9 Jezebel
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10 Tyrants Who Are Anal About How Kat Dennings Is Black, White, and Blue BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel r/funny
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A Kenyan Man Uses PS4 to Broadcast Video of a Video Game BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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We Might Have to Deal With It BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Ladies, What's Up With Arm Blades BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Buying a Damn Baby io9 Jezebel
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Spoons Hidden in Sony's E3 Booth Giant Bomb Jezebel Kotaku
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Wall Street Is Still Ridiculously Shiny and Lustrous CNN Jezebel
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Let Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario Hacker News Jezebel
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Give Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Smile BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel Upworthy
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Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the MTV Movie Awards BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Help Wanted: Republicans Required to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists Huffington Post Jezebel
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No Big Deal. It's an African Man! He's Gonna Kill Us! With His iPod CNN Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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Toys R Us UK Commits to Christ io9 Jezebel The Blaze