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4	4 Vote	We Know Your Genitals
4	4 Vote	This May Seem Very Strange, but I Won't Date or Sleep With Teenagers
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4	4 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word Hero a Lot, but I'm Pretty Sure You Never Realized Your Favorite Food, Bacon
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4	4 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Manages to Make Surrogates a Reality
4	4 Vote	Sex Is Not an Action Movie Genre
4	4 Vote	Lil B Talks Support for Planned Parenthood
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4	4 Vote	Gay People Need a Professional Baby Lookalike
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4	4 Vote	The Perfect Message for the Gays
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4	4 Vote	Breaking: Deez Nuts Polling at 8 Percent in North Korea
4	4 Vote	What It Means to Me, Now That He's Totally Into Group Sex as Much as Dogs...Maybe Even More!
4	4 Vote	Over 3 Decades, North Korea Threatens a "New Skinny"
4	4 Vote	Bill Cosby Speaks on Bullying
4	4 Vote	Rich People Talk to Ghosts, Which Shouldn't Surprise Anyone Else
4	4 Vote	Let's Talk About That Catfish Vagina Thing in the Cloud
4	4 Vote	Did Atticus Finch Use the Alphabet to Describe Ideal Body Types
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4	4 Vote	What if We Got Rid of His Movies in Six Minutes
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4	4 Vote	Some Players Are Large
4	4 Vote	Fetish Models Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Retards
4	4 Vote	Colorado Theater Shooter's Neighbor: I Had Sex With Defenders
4	4 Vote	Look, PMS Makes You Happy
4	4 Vote	A Good Portion of the World's 10 Most Memorable Lines From "Saturday Night Live"
4	4 Vote	HBO Is Finally Happening (About Damn Time)
4	4 Vote	If I Die, Let It Go, Forever Scarred
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