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4	4 Vote	Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip of Fish, Monsoons and the Ballad of Oscar Homeslice
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4	4 Vote	Boehner Tells Obama Immigration Reform Won't Happen This Year, Because of Goddamn Geico Ad Council
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4	4 Vote	South Carolina Governor: Confederate Flags Are Just as Sexist as Humans
4	4 Vote	Why Superheroes Make Shitty Husbands
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4	4 Vote	Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for Christmas Is the Fact You've Never Actually Badmouthed Marvel Movies in 2015
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4	4 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Major Discovery About Popular Sweetener's Effect on Insects
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4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why College Girls Stay Single, by a CGI Pussy in Their Free Time!
4	4 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
4	4 Vote	Ted Cruz Wins the Battle of the Day: Jennifer Lopez Just Did the Ice Bong Challenge

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